Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Nuke the Fags

Make no mistake about it, hatred of homosexuality is what is driving the republicans to "fix" the courts. Since the Supreme Court decided that the government can't criminalize consensual sex between adults, the Christian elite have declared the "culture war". They believe they can repair the "damage", probably back to Roe v. Wade, by stacking the court with biased believers. Until then they just want to hit where it really hurts.

And in order to do that they will apparently stop at nothing. They have outlawed gay sperm! They are now literally going to restructure the Senate so they can subjugate the judiciary. They have manipulated and shamed the RNC to effect some sort of coup. It all goes down tomorrow.

You know what? I will never believe Pat Robertson. Go ahead and hate me. You just are soooo much better than me. Sing a song about it. There are a lot of things in this universe that can hurt me, but you and your words are not one of them.

It's too late. The cock is out of the ring. You can make all the laws you want. You can replace all three branches with robots. You can try and round us up for quarantine! You can make the internet baby safe. You can wrap us in latex. We will still love. We will still enjoy sex without being ashamed. We will still be family. We will survive.

Friday, May 13, 2005

God blog it!

OK so like 3 times in the last few months I have actually used the word "frack" as an expletive out loud. In real conversations with real people who have never seen Battlestar Galatica. Every time the person has looked at me like maybe my dentures had slipped or they were loosing their hearing or my meds are wearing off...

The irony is that it feels better to use frack sometimes. It just frackin does I can't really explain.

Words are crunked, man. English doubly so. Biggie Crunk. I like mine preinfected. And roll em in butter. Kemowasabi with cream! Nukeuler!

I mean, obviously, Paris needs a tax cut.