Thursday, December 29, 2005

Jack's Elecit Sex Partners Volume 1

Yes that's right, Table X5 in the CDC's new "PEMS" HIV tracking database. Let me rephrase. Starting in 2006, next week, the government is going to require me to actually report people with whom I engage in and types of "risky" behavior and which drugs I take, and when of course. They want to make me healthier. I mean seriously. I am the threat. Literally, monitor my ass.

Feds Ask Questions, HIV Preventionistas Squirm

All from this amazingly tired and transparent piece of meaningless propaganda dribble actually from the CDC (see slide 8!):

Overview of the HIV Prevention Program Evaluation & Monitoring System

Just because you can turn something into a power-point presentation doesn't make it not a fascist, homophobic, insulting, degrading, offensive and for me even pornographic. I know pornography when I see it and THAT is pornography. You can really feel the perversion.

This is an outrageous violation of a moral code that the Bush administration can not even comprehend. I did not survive AIDS to be a damn populous in the twisted right's db of unclean fags.

Sweetie pie, there's a man here says his name is Bushie and he just wants to move in and watch us fuck and maybe videotape a little. You don't mind do you?

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Love thy neighbor, or not, what the hell do I care.

They are all monsters and they deserve to die, right?

Ignorance is evil. Greed is death. Are we humans or are we beasts?

I for one will be delighted one day when the earth finally falls into the black hole at the center of our galaxy. Would anyone care to buy some insurance?

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Monday, November 14, 2005

Error In Reasoning

Great article on how to spot a fallacy.

Man these things are everywhere!

Monday, October 31, 2005

Senate votes to increase suffering of HIV+ people

Not even the republicans can pass a bill to help just a little. Maybe I should redecorate instead of taking my meds. Makes sense to me!

More old white men. On and on and on. The real people on the waiting lists will just get sicker and sicker.

Revolting.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Bank Of America salutes Americans with disabilities

By using tricky “you should have known” accounting to charge me $93.

That's a whole lot of money to me, it's a rounding error to them.

Their apologies were profuse but the fee still stands. It's the policy. It's fair to them.

We have made hypocrisy and posturing the cultural values of the day. We would rather see pretend fidelity with feel good speak anyway. Turns out the truth is also relative for fascists.

When the largest and the richest around start talking about "the right thing to do" we are all in big trouble.

“Salute”

Monday, October 17, 2005

You Spin Me Right Round

Can any of you play a record still? Just wondering!

Gang riots in Toledo? Houston we have a problem.

So now everybody knows what it's like to be called sexist and elitist by a good old boy jerk. One way loyalty is a form of slavery.

What part of incompetence will protect us?

So it's October again and guess what? Out of Flu shots. Yet another shortage. I bet the cronies got their shot. People this is something that happens every year and they can't even get that right. So 25 million people won't get a shot... it's their own fault for not being born rich.

Merry Christmas.

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Stress Tax

If evolution is just a theory, then so is the Avian flu pandemic.

What is the cost of a doctrine of stress? Will you foot the bill with your health? Your kids' health?

What do you think causes more societal stress, gay marriage or straight divorces? Rich getting richer or the poor getting poorer? Women's rights or overpopulation? Food taxes or inheritance taxes? Corporate profits or corporate losses? Borrowing money from China or a trade embargo on Cuba?

Federal incompetence or federal indifference? Honesty or arm twisting? Blow jobs or Enron employees?

Our world has been bushwhacked and we can no longer afford it.

Reality is in your head. Implement vision.

Monday, September 26, 2005

Higher Ground

Courage is action.
Joy is strength.
Peace is the sum of joy.

You are life.
We are here to be.
Over?

Today I see switch hitters, butterfly nuts, white-collar looters, gay republicans in chaps, a hurt strong-man, un ángel en mis brazos, giants creeping up, and cops hanging out with naked people. Heavenly evolution. San Francisco is so beautiful.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Respect Me Not

Today the Governor of my State announced he will veto a bill that ends discrimination against a minority group of human beings. His press secretary actually made the announcement. She said the reason was "Out of respect for the will of the people".

With such a veto, also goes my pledge of allegiance "One nation, indivisible. with liberty and justice for all." How can I ever support dividing liberty and justice only to the Lord's chosen? Just what the hell kind of people are you anyway?

Perhaps the people would like to tie me to a fence and leave me in the sun to die. Shall we vote?

How should I now respect you? Should I scurry into my hole and pray for strength for my extermination? You would want that I just throw up my hands and surrender to the superior? Oh I'm just a girly-man faggot what do I know - I get it. Business as usual.

Well, today what I will pray is that the Governor will have the strength to do what is right. I improve and grow. I continue in the peace of joy.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

What is innate health?

Innate Health is the unrealized psychological aspect of our immune system. It is as natural a part of us as the physical immune system that we count on to heal our cuts and bruises and fight off the flu …

All people come into life with a natural ability to regain their psychological balance and sense of wellbeing. Our minds ordinarily work with an innate intelligence that we experience as wisdom, common sense and peace of mind. When we get caught up in negative thinking or struggle to fight upsetting thinking, we temporarily override or block that natural intelligence and find ourselves lost or stuck in stress or distress. We can learn to produce a more constructive flow of present-moment thoughts that guide us through life. No matter what we are doing, we are the thinkers creating our own experience of life as it happens.

Although it is now widely understood that people’s thinking creates their reality, it is not widely understood that the creative process that generates thinking holds the key to mental health and stability. Understanding how we think and that we think changes our relationship to what we think (the contents of our thoughts). That understanding opens increasingly sustained access to innate health. Innate health is like the sun in the sky; it is not always visible to us, and sometimes after prolonged bad weather we may begin to think we might never see it again – but it is always there and we can count on it.

Three universal principles explain the thinking process: Mind, Consciousness and Thought. Simply put, Mind is the energy of life, the fact that we are alive. Thought is our ability to create forms or ideas from that energy. Consciousness is our ability to experience what we think as real. In other words, we are born thinking. We think our way through life. We see life through our thoughts as we go, and the quality of our thinking determines the quality of our lives (how we see our lives moment-to-moment).

Awakening to those principles sets people free from attachment to the contents of any particular thinking with the knowledge that thoughts naturally come and go. It frees people to see their state of mind, their felt response to perceived reality, as an indicator of the moment-to-moment quality of their thinking. A stressed or negative feeling state or state of mind produces a low mood and increasing tension, a feeling of insecurity, or dis-ease. That feeling warns us to allow our thinking to quiet. As people learn to trust their state of mind as a guide through life, they catch themselves earlier and earlier in the process of insecure thinking that can lead to chronic stressful states of mind and worse. Recognizing the signal to quiet down, people can allow negative thoughts to pass and leave them alone. As our minds quiet, our feeling changes and our perceived reality changes. We come naturally back into balance.

Once people recognize that innate health is constant and always accessible, they are able to navigate the ups and downs of their thinking without frightening themselves with their most negative thinking or deceiving themselves with their most positive thinking. We are able to be grateful in moments of exhilaration and graceful in moments of distress, and to experience the rich landscape of all our thinking as the gift of life.

© 2005 West Virginia Initiative for Innate Health

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Thou shalt not lie

August 31, 2004

We all remember what happened that day, right? No, I didn't have a clue either. I believe that "the facade" is a fundamental part of politics, on both sides, but it does matter what goes on behind the curtain.

Friday, July 08, 2005

Republican love

And they call me a pervert.

Thursday, June 30, 2005

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Sunday, June 05, 2005

Alone at last

Clinton was right: Only fucking is really sex. Everything else is foreplay, massage, or just acting. It depends on what "is" means.

If you could control your feelings like a valve, would you go tinkering? I did. I let my doctor "fix" my spigot on "normal". It was like going from a trickle to rapids. There are whirlpools, rocks, and falls. Sometimes I'm not so sure it was a good idea. I have learned to feel regret.

In real life, I really try not to be mean. I know people who like to be mean. They always seem to get carried away with it. I'm afraid I'd be good at it, and I like being good. A slippery slope the dark side is.

This lady at the ATM broke in line in front of me, then called me rude when I said "Please go", motioning for her to use the machine. My mind opened the Pandora's box of the situation and all I could come up with was "I said Please!". Then she spooked and ran off to her man. She is the one who broke in line. Did she want flowers? Suddenly I saw an image of me snapping her neck, and I laughed. Anarchy at the ATM. Insert card.

Sex regrets have me devastated. No I don't want to talk about it. I got a haircut instead.

Fucking regrets. If only there was a way...

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Nuke the Fags

Make no mistake about it, hatred of homosexuality is what is driving the republicans to "fix" the courts. Since the Supreme Court decided that the government can't criminalize consensual sex between adults, the Christian elite have declared the "culture war". They believe they can repair the "damage", probably back to Roe v. Wade, by stacking the court with biased believers. Until then they just want to hit where it really hurts.

And in order to do that they will apparently stop at nothing. They have outlawed gay sperm! They are now literally going to restructure the Senate so they can subjugate the judiciary. They have manipulated and shamed the RNC to effect some sort of coup. It all goes down tomorrow.

You know what? I will never believe Pat Robertson. Go ahead and hate me. You just are soooo much better than me. Sing a song about it. There are a lot of things in this universe that can hurt me, but you and your words are not one of them.

It's too late. The cock is out of the ring. You can make all the laws you want. You can replace all three branches with robots. You can try and round us up for quarantine! You can make the internet baby safe. You can wrap us in latex. We will still love. We will still enjoy sex without being ashamed. We will still be family. We will survive.

Friday, May 13, 2005

God blog it!

OK so like 3 times in the last few months I have actually used the word "frack" as an expletive out loud. In real conversations with real people who have never seen Battlestar Galatica. Every time the person has looked at me like maybe my dentures had slipped or they were loosing their hearing or my meds are wearing off...

The irony is that it feels better to use frack sometimes. It just frackin does I can't really explain.

Words are crunked, man. English doubly so. Biggie Crunk. I like mine preinfected. And roll em in butter. Kemowasabi with cream! Nukeuler!

I mean, obviously, Paris needs a tax cut.

Saturday, April 30, 2005

12305

Q: When is a contract not a contract?
A: When it is signed by Donald Rumsfeld.

A couple weeks ago I was flipping through the channels, nothing special. Got to C-SPAN, and they were showing the oral arguments presented to the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals. The case was Santiago vs. Rumsfeld.

A&C Santiago v. Rumsfeld

If you don't want to spend an hour watching court - the gist is that 8 years ago an 18 year old kid signed up for the Army Reserves. The document he signed that day specifically stated that his term of service was 8 years. Truly forever to an 18 year old.

Anyway, despite a lengthy and detailed section about things that could change or extend the 8 years, nowhere in said document is there any mention of statute 12305. 12305 is Pentagon lingo for the "Stop-Loss" policy. Basically it says that if the President declares a state of "emergency" - the Army Reserve can require soldiers to stay until the "emergency" is over.

Really, that sounds reasonable. I mean, if we need you then we need you. But truly the intention had to be for purposefully narrow interpretation related to specialized training and some specific "emergency" situation. I mean, it is inconceivable that any individual soldier be so uniquely qualified for some task that they cannot be replaced. If such a thing were true the military could not continue. Once and a while it might be that some were closer or more available, but even in such cases, if it truly is mission critical, there has to be capable back-up. Right? The army knows the tour is ending. "Army of one" is really just an expression?

Well, not for a neo-con. 9/11/2001 provided the unparalleled opportunity for this President to declare a state of "emergency" against an idea. You do not kill ideas with guns. Murdering terrorist does not stop the idea of terrorism. There is no means of measure, no rules of engagement, and most importantly no desire of exit. 12305 wasn't the only handy statue to activate. The "emergency" requires us to bend, or just temporarily break, most of the rules. For the country. The policy is that the "emergency" will continue until we defeat terrorism. Now we can debate just what kind of torture is humane.

Do you give yourself freely to the Borg?

Of course, the radical extremist activist judges decided for Rumsfeld stating that the military was not bound by contract law. Thus, apparently, imaginary inclusion of the statue is sufficient. What it literally means is that the volunteer military have agreed to be slaves. There is no law against it. They must do what we say, forever.

Frankly, I find this obscene. Revolting, bureaucratic bullshit. It is without honor.

Also, I've never met anyone who served and would not, if the cause be just and they were the only one that could help, be happy to volunteer for a mission. It is the very nature of their being. It's why they signed up in the first place.

It highlights the world view the ruling class has always maintained. Despite the shroud of Democracy, the proletariat still stand on the backs of the people. Richer now than ever before. Entrenched into the most powerful and influential institutions on this whole world.

We are the sheep.

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

LET IT GO

Such greedy, horrible, self-important, power-addicted, manipulative, opportunistic zealots. That lump of cells is not alive. It doesn't know of sunshine or meadows or music or love or joy or sorrow. It's a meaningless curse of existence. I pray that the woman who did once live has long ago shed her malfunctioning mortal coil and escaped into whatever lay beyond.

If they only "cared" about REAL PEOPLE with the same "compassion" as they "claim" to have for the soulless lumps of cells. Cells that, remarkably, have the ability to pay.

Now, you have shown your true colors. You really are above it all - tradition, respect, civility, science, nature, state, law, constitution, life, death; you are supreme! Hail to thee and your powerful gun. Long live the fascist proletariat!!

Our entire earned-with-blood American history usurped in a single weekend by a select group with a TV camera. The core majority leadership in the broad daylight gleefully preserving their treasonous conspiracies into the record of history. May you enjoy the bounty of absolute power.

Monday, March 14, 2005

Are you now or have you ever been

morally incorrect?

Of course, if you have nothing to hide you'll be happy to answer.

I've been reflecting on the concept of "under oath". The very fact that we still engage in a ritualistic oath to truth is evidence that in general we are liars. Comfortable in our own interpretations so much that we simply choose to believe them.

To top it all off, pretending to be perfect is the exemplar of the righteous! Now we will point at you and scorn - just for fun.

Sending your high-school age boy off to play professional basketball is just as exploitive of his body as sending your high-school age girl off to be a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader.

We are all perverts.

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Do not drill here

Adam the addict
couldn't get enough
a needle in his arm and
a party in his butt.

Woke up one morning
feeling scratchy like vinyl
Ninety days later all
the test results were final

Next thing you know
it's front page news
Base this monster and
you'll be screwed

Sunday, January 23, 2005

Intelligent Evolution

I feel real pity for those who obviously believe their god is not capable of designing biological systems that evolve. These people who claim to know the very mind of god!

If we truly believe the literal words of primitives who could not comprehend stars, cells, atoms, or even the number zero, that is our choice. When we preach those words to others we become just another self-righteous heretic. If we encourage others to stop using their (remarkable, unique, god-given) minds, we encourage death. Where is the morality in that?

God is science. God is truth. It's a shame your beliefs prevent you from glimpsing the awe of either.

Happy persecuting!