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Exactly how much did Jesus charge to heal the sick?

Love thy neighbor, or not, what the hell do I care.

They are all monsters and they deserve to die, right?

Ignorance is evil. Greed is death. Are we humans or are we beasts?

I for one will be delighted one day when the earth finally falls into the black hole at the center of our galaxy. Would anyone care to buy some insurance?

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